My beautiful bride got on me the other day for not posting to our blog in quite a while. Been very busy. Anyway, nothing serious comes to mind as far as a legitimate topic to discuss, so I decided on a little humor.
Our sense of humor is among the things that sets us apart from animals. If we are truly made in the Lord's image, then obviously He has a sense of humor. The bible say to "make a joyful noise unto the Lord" and to "come before His presence with praise and gladness of heart." Sounds like laughter to me.
Please keep in mind I said "a little" humor (from the Web)....
Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth?
A. Ruthless.
Q. What do they call pastors in Germany ?
A. German Shepherds.
Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A. Noah He was floating his stock while everyone else
was in liquidation.
Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the
Bible?
A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of
the Nile and drew out a little prophet.
Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a
Fury. David's Triumph was heard throughout the land.
Also, probably a Honda, because the apostles were all
in one Accord.
Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to
why he no longer lived in Eden ?
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.
Q. Which servant of God was the most flagrant
lawbreaker in the Bible?
A. Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.
Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark?
A. Because Noah was standing on the deck.
PS. Did you know it's a sin for a woman to make
coffee?
Yup, it's in the Bible. It says . . ... "He-brews"
